Bleacher Seats


My Enemies List

I have made many enemies in my 43 years. Math. Second dates. Cable TV installers. And at least one Auburn fan who calls into my Sportzblitz Live TV show to tell me to “keep my (bleeping) butt outta Jordan Hare Stay-d-em if’n I don’t lyk eet!”. But my greatest enemy- the nemesis that has haunted… Read More

Who Needs Two?

The hazards of buying tickets on the street. By Luke Robinson Ticket scalping outside of college football stadiums is an American institution. It’s the Wall Street trading pit right there on the sidewalk. Ticket–selling sites may have put a large dent in the scalping industry, but there will always be a place for random dudes… Read More

No, Thank You

I have a November-related confession to make. A big one. Thanksgiving is my least favorite major holiday.

Oh, Deer!

A chance encounter of the wrong kind By Luke Robinson So there I was on an average Tuesday, driving southbound on I-59 near Valley Head, AL. Just minding my own damn business while simultaneously being alertly tuned in to my surroundings behind the wheel of my 2012 Ford Taurus (Yeah…That’s right….  I do pretty, pretty… Read More

Predictable

Picking the bests of the season

I Can See it So Clearly Now

Focusing on the solution By Luke Robinson When I was in first grade, I received some pretty bad news. Already saddled with a portly physique and loner-ish personality, my recent eye appointment dictated that I was in dire need of glasses.  Now, having to wear glasses at age 7 in 1979 was about as cool… Read More

I Can See it So Clearly Now

When I was in first grade, I received some pretty bad news. Already saddled with a portly physique and loner-ish personality, my recent eye appointment dictated that I was in dire need of glasses.

Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Punch Up Your Fitness Plan.

Sleep Talking

Sweet dreams are made of this?

Aye, Aye!

Water-U-Waiting for?

Madness

Madness Of the March variety.